beer + schnitzel + mushroom sauce = best thing ever
Do you ever rip off a piece of your lip with your teeth and swallow it and realize you just ate yourself?
Pheobe. That's, P, as in Phoebe, H, as in heobe, O as in oebe, E, as in ebe, B, as in bebe, and E as in... Ello there mate.
I want to go to Starbucks really bad just to order something and tell them my name is Regina Phalange.
look i love my older brother Ben, he is an amazing brother
but im sick of my mother comparing me to him all the time
it makes me feel like im not good enough for her
and tonight when she did it again
i finally snapped and yelled at her
im now in a worse mood that i was this morning
